Mine Haha: Or, on the Bodily Education of Young Girls
By Frank Wedekind

I dunno about this book. It is a mys­tery. It is also sort of nuts.

Only recently re-translated into Eng­lish from it’s ori­ginal Ger­man this book is the basis for a movie called Inno­cence that you may remem­ber. You know, it was the one that got every­one super pissed because there was a scene where little girls went swim­ming with no clothes on a lot of reac­tion­ary idi­ots were like OMG PEDOPHILLIA and every­one else was like LOL WHATEVS IT IS ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD MOVIE. You remem­ber that right?

Well any­way, Frank Wedekind’s Mine Haha, as fuck­ing nutty as it is, is obvi­ously worth read­ing just because it man­aged to piss every­one off so much. Which is why when I spot­ted it on pre-order over on amazon I thought ‘Fuck yeah!’ and ordered it for my birth­day. My birth­day which is on the 9th of Novem­ber. Which is much dif­fer­ent from the date when I actu­ally received the book, which was around the 15th of last month. Which was March. There was some sort of prob­lem with the pub­lisher etc, etc and what should have been a fairly simple exer­cise in inter­net com­merce end­ing up being a test of my resolve to just say ‘Fuck it!’ and can­cel my order.

Of course in the end I didn’t because like I said, Mine Haha is an inter­est­ing book, deal­ing as it does with sexual adoles­cence, naked 8 year olds and creepy theatre trips. It is how­ever, not much dif­fer­ent from Lucile Hadzi­halilovic’s movie adapt­a­tion (which fea­tures a bonus mas­turb­a­tion with glove scene) so you may want to save your­self the effort and skip it in favour of the film. Either is fine.